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  1. person: she--
  2. me: it's he.
  3. person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  4. me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
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heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

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How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

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ostolero:

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

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me drawing traditional art

smellymuffin:

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

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fan-troll:

this post is rad
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If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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suicidurs:

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

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“Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.”
— (via heylookitstimmy)
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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

I hope when I die people remember me by this one post alone

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